[lawyer voice] the prosecution makes a compelling argument, but have you considered this *puts middle finger up*
*tries this at next house party*
What do you call a dead text post?
any of yours
A text ghos-
Comment on the size of a man’s penis and it’s a low blow and a stab at his masculinity. Comment on the size of a woman’s anything and it’s a social norm.
wait a minute this isn’t my homework
this is tumblr
how did this happen
if i die before my favorite show ends then use an ouija board to keep me updated about what happens next