macusers:

[lawyer voice] the prosecution makes a compelling argument, but have you considered this *puts middle finger up*

jontronshat:

*tries this at next house party*

(Source: wentdog)

sirlightbulb:

55mph:

sirlightbulb:

What do you call a dead text post?

any of yours

A text ghos-

Excuse me?


(Source: swizzthewizz)

lesboflow:

Comment on the size of a man’s penis and it’s a low blow and a stab at his masculinity. Comment on the size of a woman’s anything and it’s a social norm. 

eccentric-disney:

wait a minute this isn’t my homework

this is tumblr

how did this happen

thenorsebros:

if i die before my favorite show ends then use an ouija board to keep me updated about what happens next

(Source: steppfred)